Thursday, December 25, 2008

Its Christmas and I am back!

First of all, Merry Christmas!

I myself have to celebrate Christmas eve in my own home in front of a computer screen, some family friends canceled the party until boxing day and thats how I now ended up.

Yeah, its been a while since I updated this blog, partly because I am lazy and don't really want to bother with this, but partly because I own two other pretty important things over the internet, semi-forgot about this one.

As alot of you may know, my height increase site was out 1 month and a half ago. I successfully brought quite a bit of member from that growtallforum due to their lack of adminitration until I got banned recently. However, I would say right now my site is pretty successiful thus far, despite the recent slowdown in posting.

My weather blog started last month as well and I am getting pretty good views from accuweather, I never view this blog as a source for my extra income due to the topic of it.( I admit it, weather is not a very interesting topic to most people) but a source of my own interest entertainment while sharing with others.

Since this post is all about my own personal achievements thus far, lets continue that theme by telling you guys what I have in store for future:

The little Chicklet - Yes, this is my first real attempt at writing a novel and in fact I've already started. I will be sharing this with you guys chapter by chapter once each is finished and hope you guys like it.

A Gaming forum? - After getting further knowledge and instructions about webhosting, SEO, forum hosting and computers in general, this is probably the next thing I am going to build. Current, the time is set for late 2009 but that can all change right now due to the fact that I have no concrete plans for this yet. This could potential be my idea moneymaker due to the large audience I will attract. With the support potentially many of my friends and people I've know in online communities, I can see this being a great success if I did it right.

that is all for now and once again happy holidays!

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Internet is a funny place

I've got my experience hands on how dumb a 12 year old can be. After participating in a heated discussion over how he thinks someone can grow up to 35 and his crazy goal of becoming 8 feet.(Which is already hilarious). The debate quickly turned into me having some fun torturing a little kid.

http://www.growtallforum.com/Anyone-grow-after-age-21-Males-only-t-3362-5.html

So here comes some highlights in case you are too lazy to read the thread.

After I made fun of his myspace account:

Willhu Wrote:

OKNumber 1: Who told you my myspace?Number 2: It private anyays. Number 3: YOU gave me that rep, no one else buddy. Number 4: Alex (Alexandra) can also be a girls name and I'm pretty sure Harriet is only a girls name. Number 5: PISS OFF!

I wrote:
you put it yourself dumbass. GTFOYou have neg rep cause you are not earning any respect from other posters. Okay, I've find out that arguing with somebody like you is totally pointless. This will be my last post in this thread.you won buddy, I've lost the arguement! now here is another cookie!

Now he is trying to look tough:

Willhu Wrote:
Look mate, its very, very unwise to annoy me. SOme prick stole my friends money, he was 15, I knocked him out cold and I was 9. I can be very strong when angry so just Piss Off and stop stalking me, like I said. I provide evidence, you just tell me to go and fuck myself because you cant handle it when somene younger tan you knows more than you.

theyoungweatherman wrote:
I am so scared, a 12 year old is gonna beat me up

Willhu Wrote:
O, and or the record. Age has nothing to do with fighting abillity. Size and height do. Its either really tall or really short people.

After seeing that he is starting to get off topic and 12 year oldish stupid, I started messing with him:

theyoungweatherman wrote:
Okay come to Toronto and find me then. We'll have a fight then. PS: I'm not paying the plane tickets

Willhu Wrote:
I'm no trying to pick a fight, like I said.Dont bash me, I dont bash you. And visa versa.

theyoungweatherman wrote:
Don't try to make me pay the plane tickets by acting nice, I'm still not paying! Oh and when you bought your tickets, tell me what terminal will you be coming out from. I'll wait for you at the airport.

Willhu Wrote:
WHAT!?! I said I'm not goana fight you! Anyways, I'm doneith holidays this year.

theyoungweatherman wrote:
Christmas holidays, how does that sound like? Toronto is a nice city you know

Willhu Wrote:
Look mate I'm not fighting you. And I'm with my family this Xmas anyways.

theyoungweatherman wrote:
how about this, I'll give you a free tour of CN tower compliments from me. How does that deal sound like?Oh and buy your tickets earlier cause that will cost you less. Just a piece of advise

And now he think I am a 60 year old perv, and that really started to crack me up:

Willhu Wrote:
I don't believe your 15. I think your a 60 year old pervert now. I WILL NOT FLY TO TORRANTO TO BE RAPED.

youngweatherman Wrote:
Fine, I'll fly over to England then, that is a better idea, just remember to pay me the money for the plane tickets. So I've gone from a dumbass to a prick and now to a pervert? Thats a pretty amazing turn of events in a few hours I'd say.

Willhu Wrote:
Well yes, you have. You know why? No smart person would pick a fight over the internet knowing he will go to prison after it. I think that ur now just a pervert wo wants to rape me.

and blah blah blah blah blah


After that is more of the same, ah poor kid. Some of you might start to call me a bully, but I've also came to learn that he is 10 cm taller than me and fat. So if that fight actually took place, I will probably lose. Go figures.



Thursday, September 4, 2008

The first few days of school

Its that time of the year again. Books, Lockers, Homework, more homework.

Getting adjusted to regular school routine is pretty hard.... not . For me, I always liked fresh routines. Waking up earlier is no problem, instead, I am excited to wake up and start my exercises and stretches. Going to school is no problem either, I get to meet alot more people all of a sudden, my mouth also becomes a bit more chatty. Instead, it is the repitition that I hate, and unfortunately, that is what I will get for the next 9 month!

Been to every single of my course classed now. Out of the 8, one of them is all boys phy. ed. three of them only have a few girls! Man that sucks. Well, atleast I have a co.ed phy.ed as well, I will be learning health with girls, that could be awkward and exciting at the same time.

One of the teacher is named Ms.Kill( with one less L). Kind of a scary name, and yes, she did say that she will kill off at least one of the students at the end of the year, in order to live up to her name of course.(She's probably joking, or is she.....)

Got a monotone voiced teacher for math, which is the best subject to have a teacher like that. Since I'm too pro at math(I'm the best of course!), it means better sleep for me in class!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

With the coming of the fall.

Fall is usually a source of unhappiness to everybody, school will start for kids while weather start to turn colder and gloomier.

For me everything is different. I don't give a sh*t about school starting and I am well-into winter anticipation mode when its fall. It is a usually a source of excitment for me.

I am currently counting down to:
1. start of the school
2. the first sub 15C high day
3. the first frost
4. the first snowflake

In fact I am looking forward to all of them(yes even school).

Thursday, August 21, 2008

School is near!

School is starting Septemper 2nd this year, the earliest I've even experienced.

I am sure most of you are panicking after being reminded of the fact that school is right around the corner, but whatever you are doing, you cannot escape the truth!

Its definately a great summer for me, two blogs, 4 cm of height increase, 2 weeks of little kids bullying, basketball everyday(espcially when watching leon and ivan play), Its been all good. But its time to ditch all that and go to school, and come to think of it, it wont be half as bad!

Its in school where you chat and meet alot more people, having fun class discussions and teacher owning. While in the summer, you are limiting yourself either in front of a computer screen or only hang out with a few friends. Besides, school brings you knowledge afterall, whether you like it or not!

I am definately ready to go to school in a week and a half, but the bigger question is: are you?

PS: It looks apparent that Leon is going to Iraq, stay tuned

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

SOOO much to talk about!

Its been a week since I last posted, and there is such a good reason, every one of the last few days have been jam packed with events!

Everything started off on Thursday where me and my crew heads out to wonderland. It was a wonderful day! Lots of events going on! In the end, most of us rode all but one rollercoaster, unfortunately, we could not get any of these three wimps(George,Ivan, Yiwang) to go on the beheamoth, thus resulting Leon going on it alone, and don't ask me why this guy like to ride rollercoasters alone!

The morning shower limited the number of people lining up for the rides, going on that particular Thursday is all in my plan! :P

I only got to go to bed at 12 at night and I have to wake up the following day at 7, why? Obviously its because of the Olympics Opening ceremony! It looks like its an epic fail for those Tibetian wanna-bes, their desperate attempt to ruin the great games failed sadly, like all Olympics, Sports takes over the politics behind it.

China is currently leading the gold metal race as expected, while US is leading the total metal race. Go China!

I was about to diss Canada so bad for getting the grand total of 0 medals, but nooo, those damn athletes have to get three medals the day before! Boo Hoo!(Nah just kidding, go Canada!)

I heard of the news that Leon the noob guy is changing schools???????????? Does that mean we can't make fun of him anymore???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Monday, August 4, 2008

A Busy Weekend

Its been a busy long weekend for me, while I am further developing my program, we also went on trips. One to Lake Simcoe to picnic and one to somebody's house. Its been fun but I haven't get much chance to exercise.

Today, we got another George sighting, also not as surprising as last time, it is still a very rare thing.

Its been edging nearer to the Beijing Olympics, I just remembered Toronto finished second in voting that year, though I am proud of China, I couldn't help but think a little about the fact that I could have seen the Olympics.

Friday, August 1, 2008

I'm going programing!

Despite my lack of computer knowledge and knowing only one crappy computer language, I would be making a program anyhow, the height calculator for my grow tall blog. This calculator would contain a Tanner Stage Calculator(which one of them you need to measure the length of your balls). A final height calculator. I would be making the beta of this program on the crappy Turing, but thankfully my dad would be able to make the final program.

I am getting a steady dose of visitors on my blog everyday! That would dramatically increase after I get that letter from Google(I'll be earning money bitches!).

It looks like we would be going to Wonderland soon, whether or not I would be pussy enough to ride some rollercoasters all depend on how I feel that day :P .

Its been so fast, there is only one month of summer left, I certainly had my share of fun and accomplishment this summer.!

Have fun guys!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

George has came out of his cave!

Yesterday, for the FIRST time in a month, George is spotted outside his cave! Thanks to the effort of me, Yiwang and Leon, George finally is willing to come out and to most people's surprise- Playing basketball!

I guess seeing him in flesh has limited the myth that he have been secretly working out. He has grew, but not surprisingly- horizontally, adding more fat to his already vertically challenged body. George, if you are reading this, no offense, but this is exactly what you are doing to yourself by sitting in front of a computer all day.

Since its Tuesday again, me and my crew went to see movies. We bought a ticket which is only 5 dollars and seen The Dark Night and Hellboy( Don't ask me how we watched 2 movies with one ticket).

The Dark Night lived up to its hype, its pretty darn good. I can see why some people raved for that movie, but then again, it is no-where near the level of Wall-e for me.

HellBoy isn't very good, good characters and some exciting parts but thats it. An very average movie at best.

Look like we finally gotten into a bit quieter in terms of weather. Its been literally raining everyday of last week. Watch to see if this year will go on the record books in terms of total precip.

Gotta go for now and answer those questions for those desperate height growth seekers! :P

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Little kids from hell

I've been dealing with enough little kids this summer. From volunteering at a summer camp to babysitting parents' friends' kids. They have all been giving me enough trouble. From playing hide and seek to trying to catch them running into the streets, I definatley have wasted enough sweats on them!

And I thought I would be catching a break while playing b-ball with my friends, but I was wrong.

Three little kids from the same family comes almost everyday to the basketball court, the oldest is only 9, so obviously there is no way they can play with us. After telling them several times to stop shooting while we are playing a game, I finally got frustrated, took their ball by force. It is the actions that follows which surprised me, the kids with their ball try to hit me aiming at my crouch! after I stopped them, they uttered swear words that I never imagine little kids could say( Yes even the littlest at 5 year old)!

Despite their mishaps and their corrupted minds, they still give me a bit of laughs. When Yongshun came to play ball aftet summer school, one kid told Yongshun some utter nonsense, Yongshun ask the kid, "Did you fail math?" This is followed by the immediate response of the kid, "Did YOU fail math?" Which caused Yongshun to be speechless and laughter from others.(There is a reason he went to summer school you know ;) ).

Seriously, if this is the future of the Earth. We could as well say hello to world war III.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Off to volunteering again

It turns out that going to the recreational centre to ask is an excellent idea. Ever since the first week, I've been waiting for my phone to ring informing I got another week of volunteering, it never happened.

When I went there today, it turns out that getting another week is as simple as just asking for it, and I guess if I never asked, he would never bother to phone me again. Thank god the light bulb finally turned on in my head!

This is like shooting 2 birds dead with one stone, I get to bully little kids along with my friend Yiwang AND finishing what is left of my volunteering hours. Just like what Yiwang is usually says: "OH YEAH!"

Got pwned in Tennis today, don't know I would suck that bad after not playing it for a long time, got that guy Mark trash talking me. I guess its just too bad for me.

Gonna watch Batman the Dark Knight on Tuesday, which is half price in STC, me and my friends being cheap Asians always take advantage of that! Heard its a pretty good movie, but I doubt its gonna beat Wall-E in my mind.

Poor Leon, got owned by me the last few days, I would let him go today cause I feel sorry for him :P. Anyways, be sure to check those videos, they are classic!

Toronto has a new rainfall record! Its been broken the day before yesterday after the thunderstorm, its funny how the snowfall record almost got broken the winter before. If this is what global warming brings, then BRING IT ON!

Wanted















George was last seen getting owned by a female.

Its been a month since George was last spotted out of his cave. George is described as a george, fat, lazy, stupid and perverted, anyone who spotted him please contact authorities immediately. For more information about Georges please visit www.uncyclopedia.org/george .

Thursday, July 24, 2008

American Leon VS Sudanese Leon








Some of you may recognize the video as the geo presentation we did this June, and some of you may just recognize just a stupid noob, but whatever you recognize, you will get a laugh nevertheless, courtesy of me!

On the topic of Americans, Its the presidential showdown between Barrack the Black guy VS George W. Bush the second. Whoever wins will have the honour of becoming the puppet of the dictator who truly controls the US government.

Beijing Olympics, or should I say military lockdown, looks to be ready. Thanks to those Tibet bastards, SWAT TEAMS, Army forces, radar, fighter planes, missles and anti-terrorist groups surrounds the city of Beijing. Instead of displaying the countdown to the start of the Olympics, most Chinese people are countdown to the finish of it, and when it finally does, everybody would breath out a sigh of relief thinking thank god this is over!

It looks like I might be off bullying little kids again(volunteering at summer camp), stay tuned, and for now, its time for me to enjoy those videos!.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

this and that


The library

my "fun" spot so far this summer and probably for the rest of my summer. I've been going to the library daily this summer for 3 hours.

Some of you might call me boring, some of you might call me a nerd, but whatever, going to the library had been my "thing" this summer. At least now, I will have more "nerdy" knowledge than all of you(even Leon). Also, I'd at least have something to say when Asian adults ask me what I've been doing this summer.

After I returned early from Library today due to fear of heavy rain. I found myself locked outside my house for 30 minutes. Turns out my parents went to pick me up because of the bad weather. Go figures.

I'm laughing hard at Leon's attempt to creat a blog, I wonder how long would this last, over and under at 3 days. Anyways you can find it at yourtwodads.blogspot.com ( notice the url), and mind you, I know his password. It has something to do with the word "homosexual".

Anyways, at least something good came out of going to the library. I bet you don't know that according to Derwin's evolution theory, you therotically cannot have two biological dads? Also, according to commen sense, Leon is a noob?(but everybody knows that).

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

So here I am again(or epic failing again)


I had already lost track of the number of times I have created my blog, if you read the first post of this blog, you should clearly see the date of the last post, yes September of last year. I had ironically stated how I've given up so many times and this might be the time I didn't. Unfortunately, you know how that effort had failed. Now one year later, I am one year older(no duh!), hopefully I will finally be here to stay.

There is an old saying, things look harder than it appears. This holds especially true for the term dedication, just look at you(yes YOU). How many times have you been able to persist in doing something in hope to achieve a goal?

I've been the victim of ill dedication for many times throughout my brief 15 years on earth. It's only this summer that I finally stick to a healthy routine of exercise and eating. It is also this summer that I dedicated myself into going to library, and hopefully, this summer is also the time I will dedicate myself to this blog!

Well, enough with the motivation talk, lets have some fun!

Today marks the third time I've watched the movie "Wall-E" in the movie theatre, once as a volunteer at a summer camp, then with my friends and today with my family. Yes, Wall-e is definately one of my favourite movies, but I would definately not go watch the same movie 3 times in a row on my own!

When Leon asked Yiwang, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" , He responded naturally "Your Mom!". Though we already come to expect what he usually gonna say. It still brought a few chuckles.

Btw, I am now 164.5 cm!

Anyways, I'll call it a night for now. Hopefully, after I clicked enter after this sentence, I would not be clicking the same key as the guy in the picture above.